hello, my children.

[Maggie]

hi. i'm maggie.
what's there to say about me.

for one,
i own you all.
i do.
don't question it, its just how it is.
it was in the fine print.
and the terms and conditions.
wish you'd read it now, don't yeh?

i tend to call everyone 'children'.
it offended someone once.
don't let it offend you.
i'll just laugh if it does.

i'm eighteen.
i'm a laday,
but might actually be a ten year old boy
so says my body.
spare for the fact that i do not have a penis.
and i like boys.
so maybe i'm just a gay ten year old boy without a penis.
that's likely.

i've only ever once played a girl character.
i don't know why but i'm just not good at it.
let me be the first to say that i will probably the spam world with five million male characters
all of which are too nice for their own good.

i have many celebrity husbands
and i talk about them a lot.

to name a few:
toby
bo
anthony

yea.

i am starting college soon,
gonna be studying art ejumakation.
i have many twins
none of which are related to me.
i talk about "martin" a lot
you'll get to know him.
i share my feelings.
i like music.
i like food.
i especially love nuggets.
and burgers.
and nuggets with burgers.
and maybe a good Baja Blast.
speaking of which
tacos are good too.
my laptops name is Steven.

here's my face.


peace off~